CHARACTERISTICS:
The Pea Alien is the smallest species of alien in the Plafwunk system. It never grows bigger than one feeb (millimeter) in diameter. Pea Aliens are green with small legs and feet. They live together in clans, or “pods" (as they call them). The pods work together to construct a large living chamber, and this usually takes them about five days. The largest Pea Alien pod contained 5,344 Pea Aliens. The whole pod was destroyed while they were sleeping in their chamber, and a Squatrontian accidentally stepped on it and squished them all. Pea Aliens are somewhat civilized, and seldom fight amongst themselves. 
The Pea Aliens’ god is The Eternal Bowl of Pea Soup. Twice every year, the Pea Alien high priests will sacrifice one Pea Alien to the Eternal Bowl by squashing a Pea Alien and adding the juice to the Bowl. There is a faction of renegades, the Pea Aliens Against Squishing, who speak out against this religion and its practices, and occasionally they will disrupt the sacrificing ceremony. The disruptive Pea Aliens are usually captured and added to the bowl, but this only furthers the PAAS's cause.

THE PEA ALPHABET:

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GAS BREATHED:
Pea Aliens do not breathe, but freely exchange gases with their neon atmosphere by diffusion. Pea Aliens can survive in any gas, and even under water. However, most Pea Aliens do not like to get wet, so they usually stay on land.

ALLIES/ENEMIES:
Pea Aliens have no friends or enemies. In fact, they are totally unaware of other types of life forms. The biggest thing that matters to them is to grow lots of food, become fat, and get squished by the Pea Alien high priests. Of course, some unselfish Pea Alien parents would rather let their offspring have that honor, so they expend all their energy gathering food for their children. Other than that, they are just content to live plain lives and revolve around the sun forever.


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